Resigning

Last night a prophet called me talking about his new mission assigned by God, complaining of his low salary.
He wanted to resign...

Find a Place in Kabul

An American girl was looking for a place to stay in Kabul.
She attempted to find a place through these three posts on Facebook.

1st Post
Kabul Inn closed and I need to book a guesthouse. Does anybody have the phone number for the Park Palace?
October 12 at 12:42pm
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2nd Post
My landlord suddenly wants me to pay $1000 for two small rooms in a house I RENOVATED with ONE BATHROOM and NO HEATING, while he rents the rest of the house to other people. I need to move out ASAP. Does anyone know of cheap rooms or apartments available in Shar-e Naw or Qalai Fathullah?
October 15 at 10:33pm
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3rd Post
Help me find a place to stay!
Guys,
I know the housing situation isn't good right now for anyone, but I really, really need a place to stay until the third week in December. I don't care if I have to sleep on a couch. I just need somewhere cheap to store my things, shower and lay my head at night.
October 17, 2010 at 1:42am

Hunting Gun

He pointed the old hunting gun at the little girl, setting the gun carefully.
Hunter thought:
"What a gray beautiful hairs!"
Tried to target head of the little girl. Then shot. The target was hit.
The little girl with gray hairs fell down.
The hunter laughed loudly.
Suddenly someone attacked on him, complaining:
"Mom! Jawad's hitting my dollies."