SEX

Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.
—Sterling Chainsaws

God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-
—disasterpiece

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.
—Aleksandr

Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.
—A. Baldwin

Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.
—CkcC

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.
—Kyle

3 six-word stories

He loves her, they’re ‘just friends’.
—Jake L.


My wedding invitations. My hit list.
—Adam


“It was a mistake,” said God.
—Melanie R