School

When I was 6 I loved going to school. I was dying for school, counting the seconds.

Having completed the first class with first position, I talked to my small brother:
“School is really amazing. Next year we will go together; you to first and I to second class.”
My brother answered:
“If we go to school together, then who will weave the carpet? Dad doesn’t work. Mom is sick!”
He was right. One could go to school and the other should work on carpets, making money for family. We weren’t able to go to school together.
“Do you love school?”
I asked him.
“So much!”
He answered.
I got determined saying:
“So I don’t go to school next year, weaving carpet. You go instead. The year after next year I’ll go to school and you weave. Is it good idea?”
My brother tilted his small head, smiling.

After 24 years, now we are graduated from school.

Mysticism

Sky, Earth and God came together, becoming just a white ball.
The ball fell on my feet.

Afghan couple sex:

monthly,
silence,
darkness,
hairs,
shame,
never naked,
funk,
ten-minute,
tiredness,
washing off,
no condom,
no kiss,
no love,
no satisfaction,
Lots of children!

SEX

Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.
—Sterling Chainsaws

God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-
—disasterpiece

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.
—Aleksandr

Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.
—A. Baldwin

Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.
—CkcC

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.
—Kyle

Sleeping Together

Finally under the influence of a great deal of alcohol, we slept together.
I’m talking about 10 years before when I was an anxious teenager knowing nothing about love.
When I was not a prophet yet and didn’t know anything about guilt.
I’m sorry she is not alive anymore and I’m breathing without her. I’m sorry.
She died and I was the reason.
The guilt has been eating at me every day to the point that I cry over what I’ve done to her.
Forgive me God!

Funeral

An Afghan prophet today early morning passed away.
I was the only one who buried him.
Very sad event!
Now we are 51 against lots of missions to do.

Being a Prophet

Being a prophet is really hard in Afghanistan while it's easy in west.
That's why west has so so many prophets and Afghanistan has just 52...

Mistake

"Choosing him was a mistake, but anyhow I've to keep working with him. I'm sorry..."
God Said!

Resigning

Last night a prophet called me talking about his new mission assigned by God, complaining of his low salary.
He wanted to resign...

Find a Place in Kabul

An American girl was looking for a place to stay in Kabul.
She attempted to find a place through these three posts on Facebook.

1st Post
Kabul Inn closed and I need to book a guesthouse. Does anybody have the phone number for the Park Palace?
October 12 at 12:42pm
*****
2nd Post
My landlord suddenly wants me to pay $1000 for two small rooms in a house I RENOVATED with ONE BATHROOM and NO HEATING, while he rents the rest of the house to other people. I need to move out ASAP. Does anyone know of cheap rooms or apartments available in Shar-e Naw or Qalai Fathullah?
October 15 at 10:33pm
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3rd Post
Help me find a place to stay!
Guys,
I know the housing situation isn't good right now for anyone, but I really, really need a place to stay until the third week in December. I don't care if I have to sleep on a couch. I just need somewhere cheap to store my things, shower and lay my head at night.
October 17, 2010 at 1:42am