Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.
—Sterling Chainsaws
God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-
—disasterpiece
Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.
—Aleksandr
Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.
—A. Baldwin
Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.
—CkcC
Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.
—Kyle
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