Monday, December 13, 2010


Sky, Earth and God came together, becoming just a white ball.
The ball fell on my feet.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Afghan couple sex:

never naked,
washing off,
no condom,
no kiss,
no love,
no satisfaction,
Lots of children!


Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.
—Sterling Chainsaws

God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.
—A. Baldwin

Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.

Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Sleeping Together

Finally under the influence of a great deal of alcohol, we slept together.
I’m talking about 10 years before when I was an anxious teenager knowing nothing about love.
When I was not a prophet yet and didn’t know anything about guilt.
I’m sorry she is not alive anymore and I’m breathing without her. I’m sorry.
She died and I was the reason.
The guilt has been eating at me every day to the point that I cry over what I’ve done to her.
Forgive me God!

Friday, November 5, 2010


An Afghan prophet today early morning passed away.
I was the only one who buried him.
Very sad event!
Now we are 51 against lots of missions to do.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Being a Prophet

Being a prophet is really hard in Afghanistan while it's easy in west.
That's why west has so so many prophets and Afghanistan has just 52...


"Choosing him was a mistake, but anyhow I've to keep working with him. I'm sorry..."
God Said!

Sunday, October 24, 2010


Last night a prophet called me talking about his new mission assigned by God, complaining of his low salary.
He wanted to resign...

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Find a Place in Kabul

An American girl was looking for a place to stay in Kabul.
She attempted to find a place through these three posts on Facebook.

1st Post
Kabul Inn closed and I need to book a guesthouse. Does anybody have the phone number for the Park Palace?
October 12 at 12:42pm
2nd Post
My landlord suddenly wants me to pay $1000 for two small rooms in a house I RENOVATED with ONE BATHROOM and NO HEATING, while he rents the rest of the house to other people. I need to move out ASAP. Does anyone know of cheap rooms or apartments available in Shar-e Naw or Qalai Fathullah?
October 15 at 10:33pm
3rd Post
Help me find a place to stay!
I know the housing situation isn't good right now for anyone, but I really, really need a place to stay until the third week in December. I don't care if I have to sleep on a couch. I just need somewhere cheap to store my things, shower and lay my head at night.
October 17, 2010 at 1:42am

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Hunting Gun

He pointed the old hunting gun at the little girl, setting the gun carefully.
Hunter thought:
"What a gray beautiful hairs!"
Tried to target head of the little girl. Then shot. The target was hit.
The little girl with gray hairs fell down.
The hunter laughed loudly.
Suddenly someone attacked on him, complaining:
"Mom! Jawad's hitting my dollies."

Thursday, September 30, 2010

3 six-word stories

He loves her, they’re ‘just friends’.
—Jake L.

My wedding invitations. My hit list.

“It was a mistake,” said God.
—Melanie R

Monday, September 27, 2010


She always sits deep in thought, seeing the sunset, reminding home while drinking coffee without sugar.
She has lots of stories to say but believes no one's around interested in hearing.
She is probably alone but absolutely anxious.
She can recognize different faces around going and coming, talking in strange languages, using rarely familiar & sweet words, making her whisper:
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
She has right to think everyone could be a suicide bomber here but there is no where left to run.
She has to stay there and concentrate on her job, forgetting everything.
Now, I'm leaving her.

(I'm experiencing some kind of stories which have special meaning just for one)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


He gently touched the tombstone. Momentarily, he pressed his cheeks against it. Below that tombstone was buried his fiancée Sapida. Her death was a very contentious incident. They said she had committed suicide.

Saeed, while had his cheek pressed against the tombstone, started to shed tears. He continuously whispered: "my dear sapida! My dear sapida…!" and shed more tears.
He was reminded of his past. Unconsciously he began to curse sapida's mother and father, her grandmother and grandfather, her elder brother and...!
While he was weeping intensely, he said: "my lord, curse all old men and women in this world, oh lord!!!"

He was groaning like a child.
In a little while with the help of his cane, he stood up and smoothed his white beard down.

Fore Sale

For sale:
Baby shoes
Never worn!

(by Ernest Hemingway)

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

start blogging

I'm a short story writer from Kabul where has lots of stories to write.

Stories which have never been noticed.